Frank Zappa - Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat

Artist: Frank Zappa
Music Album: Unknown
(Music Song Lyrics):
FZ:
While the well disciplined Ian Underwood plays selected fragments from Mozarts Piano Sonata In B-flat and we make electric noises, some members of our rocking teen combo will hop around on stage in a grotesque parody of the art of ballet dancing.

Oh you have to carry him. . . .
...you carry him!

Come on, I told everybody

Bok, bok, bickehh!
Bok, bok, bickehh!
Bok, bok, bickehh!
Boy, do I hate chickens!
Bok, bok, bickehh!
Bok, bok, snork, snork, snork

During this part of our extremely zany ballet, Don Preston disguised as a mad scientist will convert the unwilling Motorhead Sherwood into a walking zombie.

Bok, bok, (heh), BOCK!

Don, let him get his smock on!
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Howard Stern The Backside Boys - I Went The Gay Way

Artist: Howard Stern The Backside Boys
Music Album: Miscellaneous
(Music Song Lyrics):
Opening Music

Howard Stern singing:
This song.. makes me cry, makes me crave.. a man's backside.
Every time I hear this dumb song played, I feel like I'm gay.
I watch.. the telly While Ralph.. shaves my belly.
People wonderin' if I'm still straight.. am I going gaaayhey?
Tell me why.. this song makes my butt ache.
Tell me why.. homo love could be a mistake.
Men's backside's are a dirty place.
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris singing:
Jackie.. bend ooover, and bark loud.. like Ro-ver..
Would K.C. be my love sla-ave? If I went the gay way.

Howard Stern singing:
Get K-Y!.. I'm singin' like a sissy.
Get K-Y!.. Ralph come and smell my butt cheeks.
Get K-Y!.. I'm thinkin' 'bout the ballet
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris singing:
Will there be pain, that I can not explain, what's coming over me?
If I start to resist, please don't use fist, or I might need some surgery!

Howard Stern singing:
I watch.. the telly.. while Ralph.. shaves my belly.

Homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. With every passing day!

Howard Stern singing:
Get K-Y!.. Would I like to see a sphincter?
Get K-Y!.. No smell is more distincter!
Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!
If I went the gay way!

Get K-Y!.. sphincter, sphincter, sphincter, sphincter!
Get K-Y!.. Di-stincter, stincter, stincter!
Get K-Y!.. Oh, Fred I need your sphincter!
Get K-Y!.. Give me K.C.'s it's more distincter!
Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!

If I went the gay way!

If I..went the gay way.
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Fame Soundtrack - Teachers Arguement

Artist: Fame Soundtrack
Music Album: Miscellaneous
(Music Song Lyrics):
Artists are special celestial fools
Blessed with a talent for breaking the rules
Unfit for confinement in cubical schools
Artists are special.

Artists are people, not primitive fools
They learn what to do before breaking the rules
They know that the brain is the finest of tools
Artists are people

Whether in theatre or music
or dance
They have to be given the chance ...

To fly by the seat of their pants!

To develop their minds!

to be nurtured like plants

Artists are part of the same human race
As everyone else in this same bloody place
you learn to survive or you fall on your face
Artist or not! Artist or not!

I've seen them come and go for all these years
Kids with no talent for anything more
Than carrying spears
Another year, another shipment
Lacking the drive, or the style, or the basic equipment
This one is different!

And I can see me, then...unremarkable me
The kid in the ballet class, the princess I wanted to be
Tutu and point shoes, hair in a bun,
Completely unnoticed, as if I were no one...
This one is different, I tell you,
This one can dance,
This one is special, I tell you
Give him a chance

What did they tell me when I was a girl
Learn!
Day after day when I ws a girl
Learn!

The land of dreams waits over the meadow,
If you can find your way out of the ghetto
Learn! Learn!

Put your faith in books
That will protect you
Put your faith in books
And a mind of your own
Neither charm nor looks
Will make them respect you
you must learn to stand, you must learn to stand alone!

Picture a little girl in glasses and braids
A little starched dress, at the end of the corridoor
She's holding to the wall, waiting for the bell to ring
Praying for the day to end
Forcing herself to go back to her class again
Hearing her mama's words "put your faith in books"
This one is different
Put your faith in books!
This one can dance
Put your faith in books

Artists are special
Artists are people

This one must have a chance
This one must have a chance
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Bis: Skinny Tie Sensurround

Artist: Bis
Music Album: The New Transistor Heroes
(Music Song Lyrics):
Skinny-tie says we forgot the 80's too quickly. like when the static mattered more than the content and the streaks in your hair were louder than your guitars, or more lately your synthesizers.
Y-tie says that he wants to look like simon le bon you know 81' 82' kinda time, maybe later.

It's the sound, it's around
It's skinny-tie sensurround

Skinny-tie says that his mum is worried about the eye liner in his pocket. says it's not natural and that his dad would be turning in his grave if he knew. he comes across some sort of half-bake
Lf-hearted point about sexuality, knowing full well that he'd never deviate no matter how much he convinces himself otherwise.

Skinny-tie reckons it impresses the girls how he's free thinking and stuff. not like these lads that are so common you know. only he doesn't realize how much we see through him. skinny-tie is ju
Meone you know and not someone you'd call a friend. you wouldn't notice if you hadn't seen him for weeks, but you know you'll see him again.

It's the sound, it's around
It's skinny-tie sensurround

Skinny-tie always asks where the cool party is, but never goes because he chickens out of wearing that gold silky suit that he saw spandu ballet wear on top of the pops and sounds of the 80's. s
-tie doesn't realize that no matter how defensive he gets about it, the 80's probably sucked if you weren't a kid.

It's the sound, it's around
It's skinny-tie sensurround

Howard Stern - I Went The Gay Way

Artist: Howard Stern
Music Album: Unknown
(Music Song Lyrics):
I WENT THE GAY WAY...By The Backside Boys
(Listed below are the lyrics to Howard Stern's
song parody of the Backstreet Boys'
"I Want It That Way", which was first performed on 9/27/99)

Opening Music

Howard Stern singing:
This song.. makes me cry, makes me crave.. a man's backside.
Every time I hear this dumb song played, I feel like I'm gay.
I watch.. the telly While Ralph.. shaves my belly.
People wonderin' if I'm still straight.. am I going gaaayhey?
Tell me why.. this song makes my butt ache.
Tell me why.. homo love could be a mistake.
Men's backside's are a dirty place.
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris singing:
Jackie.. bend ooover, and bark loud.. like Ro-ver..
Would K.C. be my love sla-ave? If I went the gay way.

Howard Stern singing:
Get K-Y!.. I'm singin' like a sissy.
Get K-Y!.. Ralph come and smell my butt cheeks.
Get K-Y!.. I'm thinkin' 'bout the ballet
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris singing:
Will there be pain, that I can not explain, what's coming over me?
If I start to resist, please don't use fist, or I might need some surgery!

Howard Stern singing:
I watch.. the telly.. while Ralph.. shaves my belly.

Homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. homo.. With every passing day!

Howard Stern singing:
Get K-Y!.. Would I like to see a sphincter?
Get K-Y!.. No smell is more distincter!
Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!
If I went the gay way!

Get K-Y!.. sphincter, sphincter, sphincter, sphincter!
Get K-Y!.. Di-stincter, stincter, stincter!
Get K-Y!.. Oh, Fred I need your sphincter!
Get K-Y!.. Give me K.C.'s it's more distincter!
Get K-Y!.. I wonder what my wife would saaaaaay!

If I went the gay way!

If I..went the gay way
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